I just thought of this. Did this serial rapist/killer have a gun? If not, everyone of those 65 men were pussies to be raped and killed by a furry. Either pussies or elderly and crippled.
Sorry if I've been neglectful of your blog, Slumph. I've been having trouble keeping up with my followers lately. I'm thinking about taking a small vacation from blogging. In the meantime, I'm showin' mah luvvins'.
As for the Blastoise serial rapings...all I can say to my furry/nerd brethren is "THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS!"
WOW, I don't know if I want to laugh..or feel sorry...either way, damn!!!! I'm glad Im not one of those 65!!
ReplyDeletepokemon nostalgiaaaa <3
ReplyDeleteThats incredible, I now have 100 respect for blastoise
ReplyDeletehaha, i'm pretty sure its fake Ishu ;] and hell yeah =D
ReplyDeletePlease tell me a furry dressed as Blastoise did not do all of that. Jesus Christ. That is a type of insanity I cannot even begin to grasp.
ReplyDeletehahaha! 65 men?! damn! blastoise is naughty!
ReplyDeleteA man dressed up as a blastoise and raping people.... really???
ReplyDeleteI dont get it...
ReplyDeleteIf Blastoise were my dad, things would be different around h--WAIT, DAD, NO!
ReplyDelete" Recently, the town made headlines when a serial rapist dressed as a Blastoise Pokemon raped and killed 65 men."
ReplyDeletePics Or It Didn't Happen. :D
that's... horrible.
ReplyDeleteI just thought of this. Did this serial rapist/killer have a gun? If not, everyone of those 65 men were pussies to be raped and killed by a furry. Either pussies or elderly and crippled.
ReplyDeleteI sure don't
ReplyDeletehehehe, thats funny :D
ReplyDeletepokemon nostalgia to
Blastoise? Seriously? HOW COULD YOU!
ReplyDeletewait...wut?! O.O
ReplyDeleteman thast pretty hardcore.
ReplyDeleteDid it really happen?
ReplyDelete65 men daym blastoise u gay
ReplyDeleteOh God, I will never look at Blastoise the same way again.
ReplyDeleteThats just wrong!
ReplyDeleteLOL
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAHAHA I haven't laughed that hard in ages.
ReplyDeletelmao
ReplyDeleteI'm calling shenanigans on this one. Until I see an actual news article.
ReplyDeletewow i really didn't see that coming lmao nice post
ReplyDeleteYar, that's disturbing!
ReplyDeletehahaha oh my gosh, blastoise is CRAZY
ReplyDeleteHahahaha i think i will laugh like this everytime i see a blastoise
ReplyDeleteblastoiseeeee :D
ReplyDeletelolololo
ReplyDeletei love blastoiiise.
ReplyDeletehahaha, I still like Blastoise btw
ReplyDeleteWow, that's crazy. Kinda sad being known for that though.
ReplyDeleteOH SHI---
ReplyDeleteThanks for checking out my site. I like your site keep up the good work.
ReplyDeleteCheers
hm nice ^^
ReplyDeleteWow, Blastoise went on a rampage. Would have expected Charizard, but I guess squirtle didn't quit after he put away his shades.
ReplyDeleteCharizard was way cooler :)
ReplyDeleteWow Blastoise, that's messed up man..
ReplyDeleteHaha great post following!
ReplyDeleteHaha, I probably shouldn't laugh. Great post.
ReplyDeleteFollowing.
lol...It's a trap! Or something like that.
ReplyDeleteDude, wait what?
ReplyDeleteWhat...in the world?
ReplyDeleteI don't get it!
ReplyDeleteBlastoise was already my fav pokemon; now he gets 10x the love lol
ReplyDeleteI dont either!
ReplyDeleteHaha I have always wondered about that grin.
ReplyDeleteWow...so disturbing.
ReplyDeleteHYDRO POMP
ReplyDeleteoh jesus christ who does that
ReplyDeletepokemon is awesome!
ReplyDeleteahhh good old pokemon :)
ReplyDeleteOne of the most disturbing pieces of news I've heard in a while, but sadly, it doesn't make it any less funny.
ReplyDeleteLOL this seriously made my day and my friends day LOL omg.
ReplyDeletewas this on the news too? looking it up now
shifty turtle I knew he was hiding something
ReplyDeleteHAHA nice i liked your drawing :3
ReplyDeletevoted battlefield!
ReplyDeletei miss Pokemon, ah the good old childhood days
ReplyDeleteExcellent.. HAHA
ReplyDeletei gotta go to Belgium
ReplyDeletegood thing i'm immune to water pokemon
ReplyDeletehow dare you bash on blastoise
ReplyDeleteto be fair, i only voted for Half Life because my #1 favorite Marathon and #2 favorite Medal of Honor weren't on there...
ReplyDeletenice blog, and also thanks for stopping by the 16th Parallel!
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ReplyDeletejesus christ lol, rape, it's super effective!
ReplyDeletelmao thats crazy!!
ReplyDeleteblastoise dad ftw tho!
wow your blog is popular ;)
ReplyDeleteWow that is really strange.
ReplyDeleteHahaha, and thanks for the posts, I also frequently check your blog :P and I already voted in your poll :D
ReplyDeletedefine kaster? what the heck
ReplyDeletewhat could he have done?
ReplyDeletegoogle "define: kaster" for a lolsurprise ;P just sharing daily love ;p
ReplyDeleteHaha! That has to be fake, but damn, how can you make up something like that?
ReplyDeleteWow, this is even worse than the mudkipz incident! and thanks for reading my blog, liking yours too :)
ReplyDeleteloll hes my favorite, i cant believe this =( now i cant mirin him!
ReplyDeleteWhat the hell? I mean, what was the thoughts of the poor victims? "No! I'm being raped by a giant gay turtle rapist!"?
ReplyDeleteI'm partial to Charizard
ReplyDeletei laugh at the irony, and cry at the tragedy
ReplyDeletecheck my blog for sick politics!
O_O How do you maneuver yourself in that suit?
ReplyDeleteAnd 65 guys? You think after about 20 someone would have noticed something fucked up was going on with the guy in the turtle suit. :P
BOAH! i bet he used Bubbles! >=(
ReplyDeletesmoochies n' poopies! :*
Sorry if I've been neglectful of your blog, Slumph. I've been having trouble keeping up with my followers lately. I'm thinking about taking a small vacation from blogging. In the meantime, I'm showin' mah luvvins'.
ReplyDeleteAs for the Blastoise serial rapings...all I can say to my furry/nerd brethren is "THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS!"
Wtf... O_O
ReplyDeleteHaha nice man.
ReplyDeleteo pokemon!
ReplyDeleteHydro pumpin all day
ReplyDeleteBlastoise would....
ReplyDeleteBlastoise is a sweet pokemon, my personal favourite beginner evolution, guess why? BLUE?!
ReplyDeleteSo. much. WIN!
ReplyDeletedammit blastoise lol
ReplyDeleteBlastoise is still, and will always be, awesome in my book. :)
ReplyDeleteThanks for sharing!
blastoise was my first holographic pokemon card!
ReplyDeletepfft blastoise... its all about charizard
ReplyDeleteBlastoise is a pretty cool guy, eh...
ReplyDeletehmmm whats his secret =)
ReplyDeleteUnsure what to say haha.
ReplyDeletelol
ReplyDeletexD
He sure looks like he does.
ReplyDeletehe no afraid of anything. =)
ReplyDeleteI wanna see what's under that shell
ReplyDeleteinteresting, cant wait to see more :)
ReplyDeleteomg i couldnt stop laughing
ReplyDeleteblastoise is badass!! it beats the shit out of everything
ReplyDeletenice one, following :)
ReplyDeletesee what happens when you hand over information website for everyone!
ReplyDeleteNot sure whether this is real, but pretty funny either way.
ReplyDeletei had blastoice in the 1st edition was pretty leet
ReplyDeleteawesome pics !
ReplyDelete65 man?!
ReplyDeleteMay The FORCE Be With You!
You have my attention!
ReplyDeletelol oh wow.
ReplyDeleteLove it!
ReplyDeletei feel weird....
ReplyDeleteblastoise is just to cool. :))
ReplyDeletelmfao...
ReplyDeleteMy god...Blastoise how could you?
ReplyDeletehahaha i loled so hard
ReplyDeleteHaha nice!
ReplyDeleteWater cannon!
ReplyDeleteMesty =)
hahaha :)
ReplyDeleteThat is one of the most horrible/awesome things I've ever seen.
ReplyDeletewat
ReplyDeletei was so happy when my wartortle evolved into a blastoise
ReplyDeleteWhat the..
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